Prizes
By · CommentsThe Most Interesting SEO Laptop in the World
The Raffle Winners are:
Laptop Winner:
Susan Paananen
Bloomington MN
Ipod Touch:
Brad Gillies
North American Fork UT
Ipod Nano:
Dick McDaniel
Lincoln CA
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Laptop Features:*
- Intel® Core™2 “Quadruple” mobile processor T6600
Features 4 processing cores, 1,000,000MHz system bus, 1000MB L10 cache and 2.2Tera-Hz processor speed per core. - 4 high performance processing cores
To run an infinite number of demanding SEO applications simultaneously even when it’s turned off. - 1000GB DDR2 memory
For infinite multitasking power. - Multiformat Super DVD±RW/CD-RW drive with quintuple-layer support
Records up to 80.5GB of data or 40 hours of video using compatible Super DVD+R DL media; also supports Super DVD-RAM. Stick anything in it, it will play. - An interesting 15.6″ LED-backlit high-definition widescreen display
With 13660 x 7680 resolution showcases movies, games and silo structures in stunning clarity… down to even the long tails. - 50000 GB Serial ATA hard drive (540000 rpm)
Offers more storage than you’ll ever be able to use and infinitely fast read/write times. - Built-in facial recognition
Will call you ‘Master’ in a sexy voice when you enter the room. - Intel® Graphics Media Accelerator 450000M
For lush images. HDMI output for connecting to an HDTV. 2 built-in speakers, which sound like 10 surround sound ones. - Built-in 1.3MP webcam
Makes it easy to chat online with family and friends, and you don’t even need to be using it. - 100-in-1 media reader
Supports MultiMediaCard, Secure Digital, miniSD, xD-Picture Card, Memory Stick, Memory Stick PRO, Memory Stick Duo, Memory Stick PRO Duo and basically any format you can thing of… even chicken scratch. - 100 high-speed USB 2.0 ports
For speed of light fast digital video, audio and data transfer. - Built-in Connect Anywhere wireless LAN (802.11b/g/n)
Wirelessly connect to the Internet, even if you are in the Sahara Desert. - Built-in 10/100/1000/10000/100000/1000000 Mbps fast Ethernet LAN
With RJ-45, 15, 40, etc. (all of them) connector for quick and easy wired Web connection. - Weighs 5.6 lbs. and measures just 1.3″ thin
Along with being interesting, it’s also sexy. - Microsoft Windows 8 Home Premium Edition 64-bit operating system preinstalled
Mac can kiss its arse… it’s OS is something that it had to travel to the future to get installed. - Software included
If it don’t got it, you don’t need it. - Intel, Pentium, Celeron, Centrino, Core, Viiv, Intel Inside and the Intel Inside logo are trademarks or registered trademarks of Intel Corporation or its subsidiaries in the United States and other countries.
* These features are what we think the most interesting laptop in the world has, according to the best estimates of our scientists. Actual features are classified by the US DOD.
** These features are not entirely real (read: they are totally fake and made-up) but we ARE giving away a real brand-spanking-new working laptop that kicks ass to one lucky winner, learn how you can win during our webinar this Thursday 
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Hahaha, Love the commercial.
And when the laptop drinks he
prefers Dos Equis.
Ill be there, i want it!
Is this for real? Sounds like one hell of a machine..LOL
Nice dog…I want him! And the laptop… well…
I don’t get it? That sounds like an operating system two X- top secret, mad. Rocket, scientists would have built….It sure appears that you have gone mad… the way you treated such a special, most interesting piece of machinery. Just promise you won’t do that to the dog and then offer to give him away.
You guys are great, thanks for all you do to continue to provide quality support to your first mastermind group and all those smart enough to tune in to your stuff over the past several weeks… even if you do add a beat up lap top to the list as a downgrade…
Wishing you much success with your upcoming launch.
Dr Deb DiBiasie ND
Boston
Wow, I would do just about anything for this Laptop!!
Cool machine.
I hope you gave him a flea dip.
Sounds cool. I will be at the webinar
So, I guess we’ll hear more about the contest over the webinar?
I actually met both you guys at the MLM Traffic Formula Live event in Austin.
I got some catching up to do, I’m going to listen and take some notes from the webinar, “how to grow your downline with free traffic from google”
Your information is great and I’m looking forward to hearing more Thursday night.
See you Thursday night,
Chris Tuttle
Interesting, but gosh, that laptop has taken way more abuse than mine and mine doesn’t work!
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E’Anne Frye
Interesting is an understatement for the qualities advertised by the commercial. Underpromise-Overdeliver huh?
Your information is great and I’m looking forward to hearing more Thursday night.
Can I get the former owner to go with it? I need instructions on how to work this uber notebook.
Phil Wong.
WOW!! I am speechless!
Would like to be in this Century!
I thought I had a laptop addiction… but you’ve got me beat! lol lol Loved the video and can’t wait for the Webinar! Count me in…
I Am A MAC fan. I Will try yours If it dosent Compare I will return it
You guy’s are creative…
Great Video Guys!
But I cam’t wait until Thursday night to learn more about how to brand my name and get more traffic to my blog. That’s what it’s all about for me. I really need the traffic and the opt-ins. Then I will buy my own lap top with all the money I am going to make.
Thanks for everything you have done for all of us so far
Tim
How awesome prize isn’t it. I really want to have it
only 50,000GB hard drive??? wtf, can we upgrade to a Teraflop please.
Yay!!! What an awesome extremely cool machine:) Does it make a grande latte also? That seems to be all it is lacking at this point!
If only I could get my hand on those…LOL
Has anyone won this laptop yet? If so are they enjoying it? I agree, it sounds like a kick-ass machine.
Love the commercial.. the most interesting laptop in the world should belong to the most interesting man in the world… I know that guy’s last name is “King” that’s all I know though… lol
Hey let’s play the game one more time what ever it was so we can get a chance to win one of those 2
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can’t wait to meet you all in Vegas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m so looking forward to learning tons from you guys!! Now how can I help you, too?!!!!!!!
Haha, hilarious video Ray and Ferny, you made my day start with a good laugh! Congrats for this cool “commercial” and congrats to the winners too!
wow, very cool to win a laptop can hold the money can be kept very fantastic
Wow!!! Fantastic Laptop!!! I wanna ,…please…
how do I log in to the Quickstart Video ????????
nice, very strong, very very very wow wow …